My name is Jordanne Kennaugh.

I’m just a girl. A painfully average, twenty-something millennial trying to navigate adult life. I’m a frequent pasta eater, habitual procrastinator, periodic crier and occasional poet.

I was born and raised on the Isle of Man, where I currently live. I am a Treasury Analyst by day, and the tenth Manx bard by night. My skills include:

  • Being able to nap in any environment
  • Choosing the slowest checkout queue every time
  • Communicating effectively through GIFs and memes
  • Consuming multiple consecutive espresso martinis

I am glad you are here to share the burden with me.